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something.
 Waz that? Ryan asked.
 We've never tried  slow .
Phillip proceeded to show Ryan he could do slow and easy very nicely.
***
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Phillip dropped Ryan off at his apartment later that afternoon. When Ryan
pushed the door open the first thing he saw leaning against the wall was a two-by-four
with a bright red ribbon decorating it.
 Kenny, you asshole! he called, and was answered with a very manly chuckle
and a definite womanly giggle.
***
A few days later Ryan got the surprise of his life. Phillip asked him to come over
for a BBQ. Ryan was nervous because first off, he knew Sandy and Katie would be
there. And secondly he was being introduced as  the boyfriend . He wore his best jeans
and a casual shirt that Phillip had bought for him. It was another of those  Cav shirts
that Phillip seemed to be so fond of.
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When he rang the doorbell he expected Phillip to open it. Instead it was a girl
around his age.
 Oh my God! You must be Ryan. Sandy said you were hot but wow. My brother
has all the luck. She sighed.  I'm Meghan, by the way. Come on in! She opened the
door and Ryan was surprised to hear not just Phillip's voice but several he didn't
recognize.
 Um, nice to meet you, Meghan, he muttered, walking in.
 He didn't tell you it was a family BBQ, did he? He doesn't tell people crap.
 Meghan! Don't scare the poor man. Come on in, Ryan! came another soft
voice that wasn't Sandy's.
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 Isn't he hot, Meg? I swear you should have seen him before. He was really
twinky but now all of a sudden he's freaking hot! Ow! Phillip, I'm gonna tell your
momma on you! Sandy called from the living room.
Phillip came out of the living room, smiling at Ryan. He flipped his sister's nose
and then laid a soft kiss on Ryan's lips.  Welcome to my madness, he whispered,
chuckling at the dumbfounded look on his lover's face.  Meg, meet Ryan. Ryan, this is
my incredibly bratty sister.
Meg stuck her tongue out at Phillip and smiled at Ryan.  Don't listen to him.
He's a dork.
Phillip slipped an arm around Ryan's shoulders and led him into the living
room.  Momma, Daddy, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Ryan. Ryan, this is Sherri
and Gerry, my parents.
 Nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Grabowski, Ryan said, clearing his throat.
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 Pfft, call me Sherri! the older woman said. She had the same killer smile as her
son and daughter.
 Polite. I like that, Gerry said with a grin.
Shit! He was so screwed. Ryan blinked and tried to smile but was still not quite
there. The brother was Jeff.
 So this is the guy that had you all flustered for so long? Hell, as a straight
married man I'm impressed. Very nice, baby brother.
Ryan actually blushed. He looked at Phillip, who grinned.
 Hot, isn't he?
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 Ryan! Katie came running in and enveloped Ryan in a hug.  Daddy said you
were gonna take me to see John Cena  cause he and Momma couldn't handle it. Are
you?
 Yup. Next Saturday right? Ryan said, hugging the girl back.
 You rock...Really! Katie squealed and hugged him harder.  You'll see. John
Cena is like hot...Hotter than my dad.
 Hey now! He's mine and you make sure that steroid freak knows it! Phillip
said, glaring at his daughter and then grinning.  We'll be right back! He pulled Ryan
into his bedroom and blinked sheepishly at him.
 Family BBQ? Dude! You set me up! Ryan bitched.
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 I did but I had to do something. Everyone was starting to think you were a
figment of my imagination. Well, except Sandy, but she was swearing she never saw you
either. So I had to do something! Phillip laughed when Ryan scowled at him.  I'll
make it up to you...like tonight...after everyone goes home.
Ryan pretended to think about it and then slowly grinned.  Oh, you'll make it
up to me alright. He leaned up and kissed Phillip. They didn't waste any time in
tasting each other's mouths. They were clawing at clothes when they heard a loud bang
on the door.
 None of that stuff, you two. Not until we are all gone! came Sherri s voice.
Ryan blushed yet again, causing Phillip to laugh.
 Oh baby, they are gonna love you. Phillip moved out of the way before Ryan
could hit him.
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***
Surprisingly Ryan did enjoy himself. He had already been accepted into the
Grabowski family without having ever met them. Sherri demanded he call her  Momma
Sherri . She made his plate and would have cut up his meat if he hadn't stopped her.
Meg had decided that they were gonna be great friends. He felt the urge to
remind her that he was gay, that he was not a girl. But thankfully Phillip did that duty.
Jeff decided they could like him even given his bad taste in football teams,
mainly because Ryan was the only one he knew who could put up with his brother
without wanting to kill someone. Ryan argued that point strongly because sometimes [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]